Monday, May 11, 2009

Quote of the Day, brought to you by the Textbook Buy-Back Cashier

Cashier: Hey, this book is worth four dollars!
Sara: Great!
C: This one is worth five!
S: Yaay.
C: This one is seventy-five cents!
S: Okay.
C: This one is two dollars!
C: This is one is four dollars!
S: You're going to do this for all of them, aren't you?
C: I went to high school with a girl who spelled her name like yours, all weirdly without an h. She was really religious. She told me I was born with Original Sin.
S: I can't tell if you're on drugs or if this is just how you are.
C: I told her, "That's not fair! I didn't do anything!"
S: I sort of hope it's drugs.
C: Hey! This one is five dollars!

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