A Brief Conversation Between Victoria and an Innocent, By-Standing History Major

Unsuspecting History Major: Victoria, you're a history major, aren't you?

Victoria: Yes. Why?

UHM: I can't decide which classes to take next semester.

V: Which are you considering?

UHM: History of the Vikings, for one.

V: Oh, I took that class. We dressed up as vikings and had a feast.

UHM: Wow, really? 

V: Yes. The feast is half your grade.

UHM: Great! Definitely taking that one. How about History of Pirates?

V: Another good one. We hijacked a ship and pirated about the Atlantic.

UHM: You--wait...really?

V: ...

UHM: *suspicious*

V: Yes?

UHM:...Awesome.

V: Yes.